beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

(via br0kenbutstillgood)

badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

(Source: femalesbelike, via havenofearimqueer)

catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: notalkingplz, via drunkbae)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via lepetitchiot)

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